Suggestion
I suggest an Antiques Roadshow kinda show for human beings. There will be experts on the authenticity of the particular …
Category Archives: Manners
Lets Play Restaurant!
Listen up moron’s, just because you have the money to open a restaurant doesn’t mean you should! After working in …
Human Hand Grenade
People can be living, breathing hand grenades and one never knows if the pin has been taken out. I may want …
Get Your Vinyl Back Now!
Recently it has come to my attention (and that is saying a lot) that tomorrow is National Record Store Day. Yes, …
Declaration Of Love To Charles Krauthammer (This Is Not Politics Baby, It’s Love)
My Own Charles, Your dulcet tones are quite lovely, and it is a marvel that those red-roseleaf lips of yours …
Your Dreadlocks Reek Of Mildew
(Addendum: For those who just want to know how to rid their locks of the mildew smell, soak your dreads …
Andy Hardy Dinner
I’m sort of dating myself here by discussing Walter Pigeon even though I graduated high school the year he died, …
Squirrel Madness
One day not too long ago my dear mother came to me and said; “If you are going to garden …
Role Reversal
With all my pontificating about love, forgiveness and Henry Rollins (kidding) it dawned on me that the last few dates …
What’s The Rush?
I’m of a certain age where a woman should have already had kids, been married, divorced, re-married, etc., but I’ve …
Walter Kitty's Diary 