Suggestion
I suggest an Antiques Roadshow kinda show for human beings. There will be experts on the authenticity of the particular …
Category Archives: humor
Human Hand Grenade
People can be living, breathing hand grenades and one never knows if the pin has been taken out. I may want …
Get Your Vinyl Back Now!
Recently it has come to my attention (and that is saying a lot) that tomorrow is National Record Store Day. Yes, …
Declaration Of Love To Charles Krauthammer (This Is Not Politics Baby, It’s Love)
My Own Charles, Your dulcet tones are quite lovely, and it is a marvel that those red-roseleaf lips of yours …
Your Dreadlocks Reek Of Mildew
(Addendum: For those who just want to know how to rid their locks of the mildew smell, soak your dreads …
Metaphors Galore (Hormonal High)
Some days I feel terribly old and others I feel as though I’m 20. Hormones. (This is where I lose …
Andy Hardy Dinner
I’m sort of dating myself here by discussing Walter Pigeon even though I graduated high school the year he died, …
Walter Kitty's Diary 