Excuse Me?
The first time I laughed The second time I listened The third time I balked, and stepped slowly backward. When …
Category Archives: Men
Fight Or Flight?
Last night I sat at a bar (my local) initially feeling quite at home with people I had known for …
Men, I Pray Thee Stop Coloring Your Hair!
Okay I will be honest with you; the last movie I saw in a theater was Toy Story 3, before …
Snow White Has A Persecution Complex…(Or Just Extremely Bad Taste In Human Flesh)
In the merry month of May, Snow White met up with Knight Errant and began a week of friendship, intimacy …
Emotional Dodgeball
Okay so we’ve established that at least one Henry Rollins fan read my nonsense about objectifying Henry, and that the fan …
The Shooting Star
Recently I found myself using the old cliché of describing someone as a shooting star. I’m not prone to excessive …
My Lovely Irish Zombie
Pulling the trigger on Supermarket Man wasn’t my finest hour but it was my most necessary. His beautiful, fully tatted, …
Single Malt Love
Many moons ago I had a somewhat ill-fated trip to France and it was the last time I saw Paris…but instead …
Get Your Vinyl Back Now!
Recently it has come to my attention (and that is saying a lot) that tomorrow is National Record Store Day. Yes, …
Declaration Of Love To Charles Krauthammer (This Is Not Politics Baby, It’s Love)
My Own Charles, Your dulcet tones are quite lovely, and it is a marvel that those red-roseleaf lips of yours …
