It has come to my attention that my last post was too intense man. Yes, well if you follow me enough you know I have a sense of humor but am capable of discussing difficult topics I am passionate about. It was intense because it is an intense subject for many, many people. Those who have experienced wedded bliss, child birth, etc., can’t understand why people who haven’t feel the topic so viscerally. As my 30 year high school reunion approaches I brace myself for the idiotic questions.
So to keep things light for those with sensitive blind spots I have composed a new poem:
I absolve you of your passion. You may now return to my superior reality.
But also 5% banana(s)…