I am your garden variety

drinker

tippler

toper

boozer

rummy.

rarely drunk,

i do not channel

Foster Brooks,

black out,

become violent,

strip

or commit crimes.

I might

tell stories

in odd voices,

sing,

dance,

(not on tables)

write

(not on tables)

become maudlin

angry

or just

go

to

sleep.

mostly

I sing

or

whistle.

that’s about it.

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