Earthquake rethink
Elderly neighbor stopped driving so
No JB
But
Lots of (old) canned food
And
Has
Two ducks visiting pool.
Note to self: look up duck l’orange recipe.
Mysterious millionaire playboy (serial killer) never home
Has penchant for expensive single malt
Has wicked alarm system (sound proof basement?)
So useless in quake if he’s golfing in Scotland
Nobody in right mind
Would loot us
It’s happened already
Junkies, bums, selfish and dull ne’er do wells
Did so in the eighties
Nothing of worth left
Except for books
But since
Nobody reads,
Entertainment stays put
In
Power outage.
Blind date
Is another (horror)
Architect
But
Owns restaurant
So best to keep tires in bike full of air
And
Acquire basket.

Check.

Reminder: do not lose sense of humor in times of (any) disaster.