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Depressed? Down on your luck? Feeling alone in this God forsaken land? Go make something. What you ask? How about a candle lantern made from tomato cages? Thats right, I’m just that crazy. Stupid tomatoes and their insipid aphids. They can go to HELL! 
Inverted tomato cage Turn innocent, unsuspecting tomato cage upside-down.

photo Attach cardboard cake mat and sample a candle or two

image_3Wrap in vellum.

photo Look to drunken assistant for help.

photo Continue to wrap in vellum…poorly.

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Add crystals from dead chandelier, look at in dark hallway, get other cages from garden, and prepare for Halloween. (Do not leave lantern in the hallway. It might get depressed and burn your house down.)

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