By royal decree
No more remakes,
No social/political commentary by actors or I shall reinstate the stockade.
Every actor will be chipped, like cats and dogs. This needs no explanation.
A percentage of their capped income will go to charity. Mandatory.
And Oprah has to give Hawaii back to the people.
Socialism my ass.
Its Hollywoodism
And my rule
Is
Law.
Now fetch me
My
Alfa GTV
Prepare
The
Track
And be gone
From my royal sight!

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